Phil Miozzo

Arena: Weegee Arena
Asst GM: Marty Byrde
Head Coach: Jackie Rohr
Cup
2014-2015, 2018-2019, 2019-20

Three time Palucci Cup champion

Team Dwarf

Mr. Wildtooth Miozzo has entered the big leagues. He claims that he will take the Palucci cup in his first year as an expansion, but I hardly believe it. Just cause you rule a bunch of midgets outside of hockey does not mean you'll take a walk in the park in Houndog Hockey.

A lot of GMs have made rookie mistakes, waiting to see which ones you make.

He won by sheer luck last year (2014-15) by drafting blindly and not having a clue what to do. He clearly states that team Dalton helped him win by giving up way too soon. We all AGREE!

I can't wait until his stupid songs of Babooms, Boomshackalacks, etc... end this year when he will finish as a bottom dweller.

Team Dwarf today announced the signing of their Assistant GM Big Bobby Clobber. Many people are already talking that it was him who orchestrated the so called **asterisk** win by Team Dwarf last year.

I was doing some investigation to find out if GM Wildtooth Miozzo is even human & I found his graduation picture

Prediction for 2023-24: 5th Place

Protected Players 2023-24

Round Player
1
2
3 Cole Caufield / Patrik Laine / Sebastian Aho / Chris Kreider / Aaron Ekblad /
4
5
6 J.T. Miller / Nikolaj Ehlers
7 Patrick Kane / Zach Werenski
8
9
10 Jeremy Swayman / Marc-Andre Fleury
11 Shea Theodore / Devon Toews
12 Josh Norris
13 Mitch Marner
14
15
16
17
18
19
20 *** TRADED PICK TO THE KNEE HIGH P.I.S

Drafted Players 2023-24

Round Player Team Traded To On Dropped On
1 Leon Draisaitl Edm
2 *** Juuse Saros Nsh Cobra Nov 24
3 Cole Caufield Mtl
3 ** Patrik Laine Clb Nov 17
3 ** Sebastian Aho Car Dec 16
3 Chris Kreider NYR
3 ** Aaron Ekblad Fla Feb 15
3 Roman Josi Nsh
4 Sidney Crosby Pit
5 *** Andrei Vasilevsky TB Lopezers May 17
6 J.T. Miller Van
6 ** Nikolaj Ehlers Wpg Nov 1
7 Patrick Kane FA
7 Zach Werenski Clb
8 ** Stuart Skinner Edm Oct 20
9 Connor Bedard Chi
10 Jeremy Swayman Bos
10 ** Marc-Andre Fleury Min Oct 29
11 Shea Theodore Vgk
11 Devon Toews Col
12 *** Josh Norris Ott Cobra Feb 2
13 *** Mitch Marner Tor AV Dec 2
14 Vince Dunn Sea
15 *** Adam Fantilli Clb Knee Dec 14
16 *** Kris Letang(rights) Pit AV Nov 19
17 Vitek Vanecek NJ
18 Wyatt Johnston Dal
19 Zach Benson Buf
20 *** TRADED PICK TO THE KNEE HIGH P.I.s
** Indicates dropped player during regular or off season