Three time Palucci Cup champion
Mr. Wildtooth Miozzo has entered the big leagues. He claims that he will take the Palucci cup in his first year as an expansion, but I hardly believe it. Just cause you rule a bunch of midgets outside of hockey does not mean you'll take a walk in the park in Houndog Hockey.
A lot of GMs have made rookie mistakes, waiting to see which ones you make.
He won by sheer luck last year (2014-15) by drafting blindly and not having a clue what to do. He clearly states that team Dalton helped him win by giving up way too soon. We all AGREE!
I can't wait until his stupid songs of Babooms, Boomshackalacks, etc... end this year when he will finish as a bottom dweller.
Team Dwarf today announced the signing of their Assistant GM Big Bobby Clobber. Many people are already talking that it was him who orchestrated the so called **asterisk** win by Team Dwarf last year.
I was doing some investigation to find out if GM Wildtooth Miozzo is even human & I found his graduation picture
Prediction for 2023-24: 5th Place
Round | Player |
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1 | |
2 | |
3 | Cole Caufield / Patrik Laine / Sebastian Aho / Chris Kreider / Aaron Ekblad / |
4 | |
5 | |
6 | J.T. Miller / Nikolaj Ehlers |
7 | Patrick Kane / Zach Werenski |
8 | |
9 | |
10 | Jeremy Swayman / Marc-Andre Fleury |
11 | Shea Theodore / Devon Toews |
12 | Josh Norris |
13 | Mitch Marner |
14 | |
15 | |
16 | |
17 | |
18 | |
19 | |
20 | *** TRADED PICK TO THE KNEE HIGH P.I.S |
Round | Player | Team | Traded To On | Dropped On |
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1 | Leon Draisaitl | Edm | ||
2 | *** Juuse Saros | Nsh | Cobra Nov 24 | |
3 | Cole Caufield | Mtl | ||
3 | ** Patrik Laine | Clb | Nov 17 | |
3 | Sebastian Aho | Car | ||
3 | Chris Kreider | NYR | ||
3 | Aaron Ekblad | Fla | ||
3 | Roman Josi | Nsh | ||
4 | Sidney Crosby | Pit | ||
5 | Andrei Vasilevsky | TB | ||
6 | J.T. Miller | Van | ||
6 | ** Nikolaj Ehlers | Wpg | Nov 1 | |
7 | Patrick Kane | FA | ||
7 | Zach Werenski | Clb | ||
8 | ** Stuart Skinner | Edm | Oct 20 | |
9 | Connor Bedard | Chi | ||
10 | Jeremy Swayman | Bos | ||
10 | ** Marc-Andre Fleury | Min | Oct 29 | |
11 | Shea Theodore | Vgk | ||
11 | Devon Toews | Col | ||
12 | *** Josh Norris | Ott | AV Nov 19 | |
13 | Mitch Marner | Tor | ||
14 | Vince Dunn | Sea | ||
15 | Adam Fantilli | Clb | ||
16 | *** Kris Letang(rights) | Pit | AVNov 19 | |
17 | Vitek Vanecek | NJ | ||
18 | Wyatt Johnston | Dal | ||
19 | Zach Benson | Buf | ||
20 | *** TRADED PICK TO THE KNEE HIGH P.I.s |